Balem Abrasax

[He has a mailbox in the Other Realm and one that can be accessed from London as well.]

[He never answers his phone, and doesn't even have a voicemail message, just a few seconds of silence and then a beep. But he will call back.]

[He will always text back using proper grammar and capitalization, and has never used an emoticon.]

[Once in a while Balem leaves notes around common supernatural hangouts with WWW.VV-208816.COM written on them and nothing else, no identifying information or anything. Following that link will direct you to this website. There is no ownership information anywhere, and the e-mail that will reply has a spoofed header so the real address can't be seen. Talking to strangers is a bit risk, but it's nice to have someone to talk to, isn't it?]